2dcc:

take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass

Mac Demarco Salad Days Hangout On Air: What do you have to say about Arctic Monkeys?

fullyactivated:

sherlacking:

Feminism is knowing that you don’t have to wear things to impress a man

Feminism is also knowing that it’s okay to wear things to impress a man if you want to

Society forgets the first part, tumblr forgets the second part

internetskeptic:

Throwback to when we sang the opening credits to Game of Thrones better than the original

This should replace the credits

snazziest:

"I AINT NEED A VINE TO WHIP YA ASS"

snazziest:

"I AINT NEED A VINE TO WHIP YA ASS"

*tips cigarette between lips* m’etaphor

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

dulect:

wow they really did adapt frozen well

thankyouforthedildos:

hungarian:

do squirrels think about stuff

no because they’re so darn stupid

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mackllewhore:

its a metaphor, you see. you place your cursor right upon the killing thing, but you dont actually click on it.

mackllewhore:

its a metaphor, you see. you place your cursor right upon the killing thing, but you dont actually click on it.

should i be using condoms or birth control to prevent pregnancy?
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neptunain:

put your dick in someone’s ass, but don’t fuck it

it’s a metaphor, see: you put the sperming thing right between your cheeks, but you don’t give it the power to do its sperming

pretzelenthusiast54:

hi friends im felix

LOOK MY BABE FRIEND FELIX FOLLOW HIM GET HIM WHILE HE’S HOT

pretzelenthusiast54:

hi friends im felix

LOOK MY BABE FRIEND FELIX FOLLOW HIM GET HIM WHILE HE’S HOT

mizby:

hHA Oh wow this is just terrible

mizby:

hHA Oh wow this is just terrible

While watching the lunar eclipse tonight, one thought kept popping up

TIME TO ATTACK THE WATER TRIBE

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