one time my sisters and i were driving around and we saw a mcdonald’s and the m was kind of loose because there was a bunch of wind
and my older sister was like “mel i dare you do go steal that m”
so of course i don’t back down from a dare and i pried the m loose from the sign and we stole that mcdonald’s m and we hung it outside of our house because our last name starts with m and it was clever okay
but the manager of that mcdonalds FOLLOWED US HOME TO OUR HOUSE and they came to our door a few hours later and my mom answered and the manager was like “…it’s peculiar that you have a mcdonald’s m outside of your house when ours got stolen”
and my mom was like “yeah what an odd coincidence”
and the manager came by like the next day and my mom answered again and the manager was like “alright we know what your fucking brat kids did” and my mom was like “my children would nEVER”
and she closed the door on her and she was like “marielle you little shit”
but then we took the m off of our house to throw off the manager and it’s in our garage now
but yeah i stole a big golden arch from mcdonald’s once
my anaconda don’t…
my anaconda don’t…
My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun
Snatched. From. The. Root.
gently bap your passum
Fudge recipe on a headstone
I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.
I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”
That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.
why are 力 and カ different things like what the hell japanese
isnt that a marina song
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
You obviously do not understand what in the fuck you are talking about and I can clearly see that from this message. I am completely aware of where the word nigger comes from trust and believe me. The point of black people saying the word is called reclaiming the slur. Meaning that we are taking the power from the creators and making it our own thus nullifying the effect when we say it but condemning those who are not part of our family and have not enduring our struggles. The “light skin” supremacy stems from white washing of beauty standards. During slavery light skinned slaves were often treated better and were not in the fields but in the houses where they slept and ate. It was a slave owner tactic to divide black people and also reinforce the idea that “lighter is better”.
So, how about YOU go learn something about your history since you apparently don’t know a damn thing about it.