dlubes:

this is all i could think of while watching the 50 shades of grey trailer

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sexular:

fuck-yeah-feminist:

Fight for your sisters, not just your cis-sters.

that SHIRT

sexular:

fuck-yeah-feminist:

Fight for your sisters, not just your cis-sters.

that SHIRT

Google Translate - Yaaaaaaaaaass Gaga
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weepingwitch:

allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned in all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

it’s ironic because this is actually the process for mainstream society to recognize you as trans

omgtsn:

highnoonhex:

mistahgrundy:

kat-reverie:

omgtsn:

a masterpost

fUVK HSDGUJWKEG i love this

SPOOPY BUS

This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.

come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer

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sexhaver:

quentintortellini:

sexhaver:

sexhaver:

i dont add captions to my selfies any more homer

WHO posted this filth

your v is so deep that it looks like you have doll legs that can spin all the way around

i just tried and they dont and now my legs hurt

sexhaver:

quentintortellini:

sexhaver:

sexhaver:

i dont add captions to my selfies any more homer

WHO posted this filth

your v is so deep that it looks like you have doll legs that can spin all the way around

i just tried and they dont and now my legs hurt

mosaic——mind:

BIRTDAY SELFIE like the narcissistic almost adult i am 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

mosaic——mind:

BIRTDAY SELFIE like the narcissistic almost adult i am 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

ridge:

when you tell a guy you’re ready

*walks through a bead curtain*
Are you twelve

crimsonthehedgehog:

No, I’m…Ahhh…AHHHH…!!!! *Clutches my throbbing head and topples to my knees, writhing in pain* Why can’t I remember……my past…..?!??!! AAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH…….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

amydoesthings:

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

THAT LAST COMMENT IS WHAT DID IT. HOW DARE THEY

redclaysweetie:

bruh